Was Sandy Hook a Hoax? Part 5: Robbie Parker

Was Robbie Parker a Crisis Actor?

According to newspaper reports, Robbie Parker- the father of Newtown victim Emilie Parker- is a physician assistant originally from Ogden, Utah, who relocated to Connecticut less than a year ago after living in Oregon and New Mexico. Many of the Sandy Hook Truthers cite this nomadic background when making the argument that Parker is, in reality, a crisis actor hired by the government in the staging of the Newtown massacre.

Connecticut's Department of Public Health maintains a licensing verification website, which allows people to search the credentials of any service provider required by the state to be licensed- from barbers to funeral directors. This includes Physician Assistants.

According to the Connecticut eLicensing website, Robert Parker does have a license to practice as a Physician Assistant in that state. It appears that his license bears a New Mexico address, and his town is listed as Rio Rancho. His license was issued on 9/28/11, and his record is as clean as a whistle- no disciplinary actions, revocations, or pending charges. Nada. Zilch.

His license shows that he is listed as PA-C, which means that he is certified. In the United States, a physician assistant cannot become a PA-C until he/she has passed the NCCPA-administered Physician Assistant National Certifying Exam. This national certification allows the physician assistant to practice in all 50 states, which explains why there is a NM address on his CT license, and why there is no record of him in the licensing databases of Oregon or Utah. There is, however, a record of Mr. Parker's licensing information in New Mexico, where he lived prior to Newtown:

Licensee    Robert Knowlden Parker         License Type    Physician Assistant Medical
Business address    NICU Office/Presbyterian Hosp     License Number    PA2010-0055
Business address    1100 Central Ave SE     License Status    Active
Business city state zip     Albuquerque NM 87106     License Date    09/16/2010
Business phone    None    **License Expires    03/01/2013

This discovery should come as a big setback for the Sandy Hook Truthers who claim that Robbie Parker is an actor hired by the government, since earning the title of PA-C requires passing a rigorous certification exam.   Additionally, physician assistants must earn 100 Continuing Medical Education (CME) hours and reregister their certificate with the NCCPA every two years- that's a lot of work for an actor.

However, our research has revealed a rather bizarre coincidence- there is only one other Robert Parker licensed as a Physician Assistant in the United States- and that man is Robert Washington Parker, who was born in 1921 and lived in Littleton, Colorado, which- as we all know- was the scene of the 1999 Columbine High School Massacre.

Another strange coincidence is that this Robert Parker's specialty is listed as aviation medicine, which suggests that this individual has a military background (that should give all of the conspiracy kooks something to chew on!)

The Hunt for the Osage River Monster

It's spring of 1844 in St. Clair County, Missouri. A mile or so from the banks of the muddy Osage River a pioneer settler named Matthew Arbuckle is plowing his field when he hears a banshee-like wail in the distance, coming from the direction of the river. Shrill and unearthly, the demonic howl fills the farmer with terror. Wasting no time, he unhitches his plow, jumps on the back of his horse and heads for the hills.

One hour later Arbuckle arrives in Papinville, a town fifteen miles from his farm. The exhausted horse is white with foam; its rider white with terror. In a gasping voice he tells of making an escape from an awful monster. Although he had not seen the beast, he had heard its voice, from which he could tell that it was a monster of immense proportions.

Those who heard Arbuckle's story were bewildered, and those who did not know the pioneer personally could tell, just by the bloodless pallor of his trembling skin, that the man was not telling a lie. Whatever terrify…

The Ticking Tombstone of Landenberg

If you look closely at a map of Pennsylvania, you'll see an anomalous semi-circular border at the extreme southeastern part of the state. This circle, known officially as the "Twelve Mile Circle", serves as the border between the Keystone State and Delaware. Much of the strange circle is surrounded by Chester County, one of the three original Pennsylvania counties created by William Penn in 1682. While there are many historical points of interest in Chester County, few are strange or as steeped in legend as the Ticking Tombstone.

Near the London Tract Meeting House in Landenberg is an old graveyard which contains a tombstone which is said to make eerie ticking noises, much like the ticking of a pocketwatch. Landenberg locals claim that the ticking is the result of two very famous surveyors who arrived in town during the 1760s- Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon. A young child supposedly swallowed a valuable pocketwatch owned by Mason and later died, and the boy's head…

The Incest Capital of the World?

At the far eastern edge of Kentucky, nestled in Appalachia, resides Letcher County. In spite of its isolation and poverty (approximately 30% of the county's population lives below the poverty line), Letcher County has managed to grow at an impressive rate, from a population of just 9,172 in 1900 to a present-day population of nearly 25,000. However, even if Letcher County tripled or quadrupled its present population, there's still a pretty good chance that virtually all of the county's inhabitants would be related to each other-- thanks to one particularly fertile family whose astounding rate of reproduction can put even the friskiest rabbit to shame.

Around the year 1900, Letcher County was the home of a man by the name of Jason L. Webb, who made national headlines for having the one of the largest families in the world. According to newspaper reports of the era, Jason had 19 children, 175 grandchildren, and 100 great-grandchildren. Perhaps even more impressive was his b…

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